10. You catch yourself reaching behind the driver’s seat for socks and shoes being held out to you.
9. Stock in Mr. Bubbles, Kraft Cheese slices, and chocolate milk mix is a must.
8. “My name is , and I like to dance,” means something to you.
7. Elmo has replaced Mr. Snuffleupagus as everyone’s best friend.
6. The safest place for the remote control is on a four-foot tall table.
5. Everything is a cell phone: Fisher-Price toy phone, calculator, even a pencil.
4. “GET YOUR FINGERS OFF THIS LAPTOP – THIS IS DADDY’S, NOT MADDIE’S!”
3. Gone are the days of leaving doors open to bedrooms, bathrooms, outside…unless you’d like to find your little friend out of sight.
2. Alarm clocks are no longer necessary – you get a daily 5:30 AM wake-up call from your daughter.
And the Number 1 sign you live with a toddler…
You have a twinge of anxiety when you lean in to kiss your little girl for fear that she will accidentally bite your face off.
May 26, 2010 at 1:17 am
bahahaha! We got a good laugh from the top 10
Hope that you guys are doing GREAT!
May 26, 2010 at 3:48 am
HILARIOUS Jerry!! You hit that list on the head! I see that anxiety in your face sometimes…little did I know that was your fear! LOL and btw – i had no idea THAT was how you spell “Snuffleupagus” (awesome.)
July 30, 2010 at 9:08 pm
HILARIOUS Jerry!! You hit that list on the head! I see that anxiety in your face sometimes…little did I know that was your fear! LOL and btw – i had no idea THAT was how you spell “Snuffleupagus” (awesome.)
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